Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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Cough Syrup..........

The pharmacist walks into his store to find Ozzapoo leaning heavily against a
wall.

He asks the clerk, Bart: "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

Bart responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of Laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot, you can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

Bart responds..................
“Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough".
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Re: Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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Rofl. Bart's clever as usual!
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Re: Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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Haha, thank you Vegas.
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Re: Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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Thought you'd like that one.
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Re: Cough Syrup [staff joke, sorry Oliver, couldnt resist]

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i feel sorry for ozzapoo

oh and smart choice bart!
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(06:05:54) Bartimaeus: >>
(06:06:02) Bartimaeus: He doesn't deserve to see my good bye to you, :D
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(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(06:06:43) Madara: So should i say something dramatic
(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
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(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
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