[Bad speaking]DotA AI makes me even more n00b.

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[Bad speaking]DotA AI makes me even more n00b.

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Ok, that's the way because the newer AIs on DotA SUCK ASS.

- First of all, they are motherfucking idiots in some cases. When you get Axe, block creeps and kill them under towers, the AIs go SOLO all your creeps and mostly times they do DIE.
- Second, if you pick tiny, don't pick tiny. When you start to cast that throwing skill, they run. They just don't run when they are in 5, so they never get hit.
- Third, when they are in 5 and Tiny throw someone, somehow they hit them in the AIR and kill them before they land on solo (if it's a low hp hero, for example, Techies).
- Fourth, even if NOBODY has Gem or Wands the AIs follow the invisible heroes and just wait to them be visible again to atack.
- Five, when you get a Tiny+Techies combo and kill all the 5 AIs rushing one side, they rush on Tiny or Techies. It's incredible how they stop atacking other heroes and go to Techies or Tiny.
- Sixt, when you try to suicide with techies and have success, even if you kill the AI, even if you explode yourself, it shows that the AI did the last hit.
- Seventh, whenever you place a mine on the map, the AI knows where it is and don't go there. It don't have wards, no gems, no mother shit, but they know where it is. HOLY SHIT.

Ok, that's the why they FUCKING URGENTLY need to change the AI. Isn't it suposed to mirror a pro guy, at least a bit? If I'm sure, AI's wasn't suposed to have Map Hack, was them?

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Stop playing with your self and get online
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So... get your ass up and fix it?
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I just play with myself when my net goes down.
Then I go to my friend's house, 2 meters from mine, wich net is the same, we pick 2 PCs and play DotA AI in Lan.
As my net gone down for about 1 week on last month, we played a lot with AIs. And we where able to see all that problems.
Also, I can't get my ass up to fix it as I don't know how to fix.
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there's nothing wrong playing with yourself. Just make sure you clean up your bed and take a bath after it. And don't over do it. Max 5 times per day as the expert suggested.
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could you tell us what version of dota AI is it?
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The latest one, avaliable to download at getdota.com.
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Here is an idea... I believe it will fix almost all those problems.

Don't let it pick Axe, and don't pick Tiny, Techies, or any hero that can go invisible.

Wait, yeah, I just solved all those problems. Damn, I'm good.
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Don't we all play with ourselves?
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