The Lonely Businessman

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The Lonely Businessman

Postby Bl00D R3av3r » June 15th, 2009, 11:38 am

The Lonely Businessman

A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line
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Re: The Lonely Businessman

Postby qweasd011 » June 15th, 2009, 11:39 am

I can't seem to understand it (i did not even laugh)??
what is this a joke of what (just asking)....
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Re: The Lonely Businessman

Postby Lanaya » June 15th, 2009, 11:53 am

lol hahaha

He was speaking to someone else
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Re: The Lonely Businessman

Postby xbadassx » June 18th, 2009, 11:59 pm

When you make a call in certain hotels, you have to press 9, and then the number. If you just dial the number it'll call other rooms inside the hotel or it will go straight to the front desk.(Same as ordering food service inside a hotel.)
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Re: The Lonely Businessman

Postby Small Sized Duck » June 19th, 2009, 7:17 am

Uber burn .
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Re: The Lonely Businessman

Postby qweasd011 » June 20th, 2009, 3:26 pm

Ohh i get it hahahahahah
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