King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

I regenerate my parts, and then encase your head in solid ice! While you're distracted/off-balance/dead... My hill!

[matchai]

Chuck Norris comes from the sky and ghetto-fabulously makes the ice go away then Chuck Norris comes up to Senethior and punches him in the face with his fist in his beard causing Senethior to be unconscious then I thank Chuck Norris and say "My Hill"

[UndeadxAssassin]

Chuck Norris then betrays you (as you did not pay him) and kicks you to neverneverland. I then say to him "he could be back," and, Chuck, knowing I'm right (as this is matchai's game to start with) flies into neverneverland to ensure matchai doesn't return.

I then claim my hill .

[Lanaya]

I bombard the hill with bombs causing you to die and make the hill a feet tall.

My~~~~feet tall hill!

[UndeadxAssassin]

Goes in with NErub Assassin and kills you O:.


My foot-tall hill.

[Senethior459]

I drop several thousand tons of dirt and rock on you.
My mountain.

[UndeadxAssassin]

I throw the mound of dirt off of me (with you standing on it) and reclaim my hill.

[Senethior459]

I fire a flamethrower at UndeadxAssassin, making her look similar to my avatar.

My hill.

[Lanaya]

I bring thousands of helicopters holding Cows, bombarding you with shit, therefor covering the mountain with shit, making you run away and take a show for weeks.

My~~~piece of shit!

[UndeadxAssassin]

You can keep it o_o. His hill .