POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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POOF and the light goes off

Dekar goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, Dekar, everything looks great. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Dekar replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
*poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Dekar's mom. "Mrs. WC3", he says,
Dekar is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
*poof*! the light goes off?'

'OH MY GAWD!' "Mrs. WC3" exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!"


Sorry Dekar, I felt it was your turn. :)
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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Sorry, dekar.
You got pwned
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good man
i find a joke every day..for my tense release...
u got me today

thanks
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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That was funny ;D
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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I have a friend who told me he peed on the cloth of one of his parents friends while sleepwalking on vacation. That's even better, isn't it? It's even a true story :D
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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Dekar wrote:I have a friend who told me he peed on the cloth of one of his parents friends while sleepwalking on vacation. That's even better, isn't it? It's even a true story :D

half so funny if it's happend to you though :D
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 (03:53:08) (673237): plzplzplz, im sorry about before.
 (03:53:26) FatherSpace: I'm sorry you were born.
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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"My friends friend of a friend told me..."


If only I had a nickel for everytime I heard that one.
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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You realize how I just said friend? So you were the one saying it and now I demand a nickel! :D
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Why all good jokes got to have God and Dekar? LoL
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Re: POOF and the light goes off [Dekar Joke]

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Anything with dekar is epic.
Spoiler:
(06:05:25) UndeadxAssassin: SLANDER
(06:05:32) Bartimaeus: See you later, Undead. I miss talking to you. Message me once in a while, :<
(06:05:37) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Bartimaeus!
(06:05:40) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:05:49) ChatBot: Madara has been logged out (Kicked).
(06:05:54) Bartimaeus: >>
(06:06:02) Bartimaeus: He doesn't deserve to see my good bye to you, :D
(06:06:23) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still here because I wanna see his response
(06:06:29) UndeadxAssassin: :D
(06:06:31) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(06:06:43) Madara: So should i say something dramatic
(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
(06:06:48) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
(06:06:57) UndeadxAssassin: What a let down
(06:06:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm leaving.
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