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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 2:10 pm 
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.'

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last names.' c

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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 9:25 pm 
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Hahaha, childthief, O.o


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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 9:39 pm 
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Or she got around alot >>

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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 9:48 pm 
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Bartimaeus wrote:
Hahaha, childthief, O.o


Seriously?

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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 9:55 pm 
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LoL xDDDDDDDD epic joke! ftw

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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 9:57 pm 
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Lanaya wrote:
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Hahaha, childthief, O.o


Seriously?


Bart has an innocent mind, duh.

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PostPosted: March 7th, 2010, 11:53 pm 
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Lanaya wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Hahaha, childthief, O.o


Seriously?


I guess you could think like that...but I also think they'd have your last name, not the father's, especially since she never married.


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PostPosted: March 8th, 2010, 1:41 pm 
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she probably used their fathers last name as theirs... so she would know who their father is! or sumthin like that anyways.

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PostPosted: April 10th, 2010, 9:33 pm 
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:D nice one

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