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Are you up for something a bit dirty?
Cheersss


Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom,
what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she
tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain
the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the
same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,
"Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow
them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and
asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours
early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy!
Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you
think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons
and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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