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 Post subject: Harley Inventor [joke]
PostPosted: July 22nd, 2008, 4:50 am 
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Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and
Your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
With anyone you want in Heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out
With God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who
Invented The Harley Davidson motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yep, that's me.'

God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
Unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but
Aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major
Design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!'

'Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went
To His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the
Results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be
True that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to
These numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

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PostPosted: July 22nd, 2008, 8:16 pm 
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...lol That's terrible, though, funny as it is, lol :o


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PostPosted: July 22nd, 2008, 11:25 pm 
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Took me a little while to figure that one out. :lol:

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PostPosted: August 2nd, 2008, 6:23 am 
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nice one.


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PostPosted: August 24th, 2008, 4:21 am 
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RyuDragoon wrote:
Took me a little while to figure that one out. :lol:


Well if you're old enough you'd get it as fast as lightning hits the ground :lol: :lol: :D :D


Only open Spoiler if you're at least 18
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Riding as in..... well look up Eminem Ass like that that song uses words that answer the ... yea well you get the point xD

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PostPosted: October 2nd, 2008, 10:55 am 
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LOL!! GOD IS EVIL!! HAHAHA

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