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 Post subject: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 3rd, 2010, 7:55 am 
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There was a guy in jail he had no friends.

One day he found this ant and he told him your going to be my only friend in jail. He became such good friends with this ant that he started to teach it some tricks.

One day when he got out of jail he found a match box on the floor and put the ant in the matchbox when he saw a pub. He went inside the pub and asked the bar tender for a nice cold beer and the bar tender said 1$ please. He realized that he didn't have his wallet on him.

Then he remembered the ant that he had and said i have this ant that can do all sorts of tricks and he put him down on the table and then a guy walked past and squished the ant and said F***ing Ants!!


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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 3rd, 2010, 9:38 pm 
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(06:05:32) Bartimaeus: See you later, Undead. I miss talking to you. Message me once in a while, :<
(06:05:37) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Bartimaeus!
(06:05:40) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:05:49) ChatBot: Madara has been logged out (Kicked).
(06:05:54) Bartimaeus: >>
(06:06:02) Bartimaeus: He doesn't deserve to see my good bye to you, :D
(06:06:23) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still here because I wanna see his response
(06:06:29) UndeadxAssassin: :D
(06:06:31) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(06:06:43) Madara: So should i say something dramatic
(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
(06:06:48) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
(06:06:57) UndeadxAssassin: What a let down
(06:06:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm leaving.


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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 4th, 2010, 9:23 am 
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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 4th, 2010, 12:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 4th, 2010, 5:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 4th, 2010, 5:23 pm 
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What is this I don't even?

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FatherSpace: You don't find smart chicks hawt?
GeorgeMots: not anymore, im fed up with that kind of girls
FatherSpace: lol
FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
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Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
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Bartimaeus: Nope.
UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
GeorgeMots: is she cute??
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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 5th, 2010, 6:38 pm 
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Genius hits a target nobody else can see.


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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 6th, 2010, 7:00 pm 
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I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 6th, 2010, 8:57 pm 
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I don't really... Could someone explain... wait - just forget about it -.-

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 Post subject: Re: A guy in jail
PostPosted: April 7th, 2010, 3:12 am 
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I'm guessing here;

He thinks that since the ant can do tricks, he can bribe the bartender to give him a drink for free, and the ant ends up getting squashed?

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